Purple Fortune Cookie Vagina Ornament, Feminist Art,Plush Vagina

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Purple Fortune Cookie Vagina Ornament, Feminist Art,Plush Vagina

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This item gives a whole new meaning to the word, "cookie"!
Each handmade, fortune cookie vagina is perfectly imperfect just like the real thing. Crafted using a traditional fortune cookie design, high-quality felt and adorable buttons for the clitoris, each one is sure to brighten anybody's day! To add even more authenticity, your fortune cookie vagina will arrive wrapped in a handwritten fortune specifically for your vagina :)

Product highlights:
- Measures approximately 2.5 inches
- Includes a 4" ribbon for easy hanging
-Slightly stuffed with cotton for a plush effect
- Contains a lifelike vagina scent (just kidding...that would be weird)

What's it for? Decoration, a gag gift, to hang on your tree or on your rearview mirror. Perhaps keeping it in your purse to pull out whenever you need an interesting conversation piece. No one can tell you exactly how to use your vagina...so do whatever you like.

This item will ship 2-3 business days after purchase and will include a tracking number. Each fortune cookie vagina will be packaged in tissue paper and secured inside an envelope. We will not be responsible for damage incurred in the shipping process.

This item is pending copyright. Please do not use this design for your own profit.

Product Attributes

Primary Material: Felt, Buttons, Cotton Filling

Size: About 2-2.5 inches

Color: Purple

Accepted Payments
  • PayPal Acceptance Mark

Shipping

United States
First Item: $3.00
Additional Items: $1.00

Policies

PRIVACY STATEMENT

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SECTION 1 - WHAT DO WE DO WITH YOUR INFORMATION?

When you purchase something from our store, as part of the buying and selling process, we collect the personal information you give us such as your name, address and email address.


SECTION 2 - CONSENT

How do you get my consent?

When you provide us with personal information to complete a transaction, verify your credit card, place an order, arrange for a delivery or return a purchase, we imply that you consent to our collecting it and using it for that specific reason only.

If we ask for your personal information for a secondary reason, like marketing, we will either ask you directly for your expressed consent, or provide you with an opportunity to say no.


SECTION 3 - DISCLOSURE

We may disclose your personal information if we are required by law to do so or if you violate our Terms of Service.


SECTION 4 - ARTFIRE

Our store is hosted on ArtFire.com. They provide us with the online e-commerce platform that allows us to sell our products and services to you.

Your data is stored through ArtFire’s data storage, databases and the general ArtFire application. They store your data on a secure server behind a firewall.


SECTION 5 - THIRD-PARTY SERVICES


In general, the third-party providers used by us will only collect, use and disclose your information to the extent necessary to allow them to perform the services they provide to us.

However, certain third-party service providers, such as payment gateways and other payment transaction processors, have their own privacy policies in respect to the information we are required to provide to them for your purchase-related transactions.

For these providers, we recommend that you read their privacy policies so you can understand the manner in which your personal information will be handled by these providers.

In particular, remember that certain providers may be located in or have facilities that are located a different jurisdiction than either you or us. So if you elect to proceed with a transaction that involves the services of a third-party service provider, then your information may become subject to the laws of the jurisdiction(s) in which that service provider or its facilities are located.

As an example, if you are located in Canada and your transaction is processed by a payment gateway located in the United States, then your personal information used in completing that transaction may be subject to disclosure under United States legislation, including the Patriot Act.

Once you leave our store or are redirected to a third-party website or application, you are no longer governed by this Privacy Policy or our shop’s Terms of Service.


Links

When you click on links on our store, they may direct you away from our site. We are not responsible for the privacy practices of other sites and encourage you to read their privacy statements.


SECTION 6 - SECURITY

We do not store, share, or track any personal financial information. All transactions are via third party payment processors using the latest encryption and security technologies.

SECTION 7 - AGE OF CONSENT

By using this site, you represent that you are at least the age of majority in your state or province of residence, or that you are the age of majority in your state or province of residence and you have given us your consent to allow any of your minor dependents to use this site.


SECTION 8 - CHANGES TO THIS PRIVACY POLICY

We reserve the right to modify this privacy policy at any time, so please review it frequently. Changes and clarifications will take effect immediately upon their posting on the website. If we make material changes to this policy, we will notify you here that it has been updated, so that you are aware of what information we collect, how we use it, and under what circumstances, if any, we use and/or disclose it.

If our store is acquired or merged with another company, your information may be transferred to the new owners so that we may continue to sell products to you.



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